CrUtOn'S A$$ Kicking Homepage
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The Place Where The Only Dress Code Is Flannel
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Hey every body, this is Hades Cruton's friend. For the record he is really dumb so I have the great job of making this piece. Cruton aslso known as Clayton, walks around in the High school halls all day calling people 'Dirty Penis' and 'Crack whores' If ya ask me he has way to much South Park in him. And of course he likes cheesey Poofs. The picture you probibly see is not what you think, they are far from being sausages, they are a dicks that he has cut off. That is how pathetic he is. He hangs around with Tony Z and the rest of his screwed up crew. He loves barney and always wears flannel which would also explain his 'high popularity'. If you see him walking down oopps waddleing down athe hall and he aint wearing flannel you know there is something really wrong.
Know about me, I am Hades god of 'THE UNDERWORLD' I love to hack and phreak. I have a great homepage kind off. Last week I knock out a real loser named Eric Brant. That Kid is worse than that nigger Steve Urkel. OOOHHHH yeah Clayton always calls black people niggers. To learn more about me vist my page I am going to make it a link.
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A Class Pic of him
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Hey folks I am not kidding this is a real photo. Except he is bigger. Don't get me wrong he is cool, almost like chris Farely, but he has more of a dirty mouth. This kid if Really screwed up. I mean his hair is bright orange, and his voice sounds like he has a cold 24 hours every day of the year. From what I hear he is a real porn king, in earth science he is always trying to break a kid named Dan's arm to do god knows what with it.*l*
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This is His car
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I am not kidding thisd is his car. It is probibly stoln or something. All you guys out there think all the big tited girls go for the guys with cars...Clayton proves that wrong, no girl I think has ever touched him in his life, unless it was to slap him for grabbing their ass in the hallway. OOOHHHH before I forget there is this chick I know named HEIDI G. She's good looking but anyways, she used to live buy him and she says that he used to run around with his shirt off and shoot plastic arrows at people. I swear he is going to grow up and kill someone. well that is all I have for know vist my links ya losers espeacially mine.
Later Hades/Cruton(loser)*lol*
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